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(® amandakayhughes)
My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents’ bedroom.
- Oliver Tate, Submarine
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- “George, we hired a surrogate to carry the baby for me. I wanted to carry it myself, but I’m simply too busy with my new book: Making Time for What Matters.”
- “Well, the conversation may have run dry, but my swordfish was exceptionally moist. Exceptionally.”
Jill Werner made my day. Yet another reason why everyone should watch Suburgatory.
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(® behindgreeneyess)
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(® brain-food)
- GLORY: How do they do it?
- DAWN: Do what?
- GLORY: People. How do they function? Here. Like this, in the world, with all this bile running through them. Every day, it's ... Whooo... you have no control, they're not even animals, they're just these meatbaggy slaves to hormones and pheromones and their, and their... feelings. Hate 'em! I mean really, is this what the poets go on about? This? Call me crazy, but as hard core drugs go, human emotion's just useless. People are puppets, everyone getting jerked around by what they're feeling - am I wrong?
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